If you’re the person who always says what everyone else is thinking, you’re in the right place. We aren’t for everyone, and we’re perfectly okay with that.
You’re our kind of people.
Honestly, that’s kind of the whole point. (In fact, if we haven’t offended at least one person by lunchtime, we probably aren’t doing our jobs. )
Let’s be real: Effing Tees wasn’t born because the world had a clothing shortage. It was born because the world has an honesty shortage. We got tired of passive-aggressive throw pillows and t-shirts that whispered affirmations at you like a nervous intern. If you’ve got something to say, say it — loudly, boldly, and in a font that makes strangers do a double-take at the grocery store.
Every tee, hoodie, and tote we make is the result of a borderline unhealthy obsession with quality. We use state-of-the-art DTF printing because your statement deserves to outlast the people it offends.
Our prints move with you, through every shrug and dramatic gesture. Colours stay as sharp as your wit, or whatever you’re implying. And with premium 100% combed cotton, because if you’re going to be a walking provocation, you might as well be comfortable.
We’re here for the people who make HR nervous and dinner parties interesting; the people who understand that a perfectly placed “eff” isn’t a lapse in vocabulary — it’s a linguistic event. Our kind of people.
So go ahead. Take your Effing Tee. Wear it like you mean it.