Carol is weird and she knows it. Hell, she owns it. Be like Carol. Love your weird.
Dave is underslept and overcaffeinated, overworked and underfucked.
Sampson tries, he really does. But nothing ever seems to go his way.
Zibi may be unhinged but he also handles it badly. That’s a a you problem.
Warren doesn’t like you. Don’t take it personally – Warren doesn’t like anyone.
Laura understands the importance of self-care. Fuck the rest of the world.
Chevin is pronounced “Kevin” but he can’t spell it because he’s just a chipmunk. He doesn’t know WTF is going on most of the time.
Vlad doesn’t have a huge vocabulary but he still gets his point across.
