Custom & Corporate Work

We can behave ourselves. Occasionally.


Whether it’s branded merch for your team, a run of tees for your event, or something custom for a client who needs to look like they have their act together — we’ve got you. Same obsessive print quality, same premium cotton, just pointed in a slightly more respectable direction.

Here’s how it works:

You can order as few as one — but lone rangers pay a small surcharge for the privilege. Orders of more than 10 of a kind are considered bulk and will have longer lead times; we’ll confirm exactly how long when we send your quote. Standard lead time is 7–10 working days from artwork approval, so factor that in before you promise something to someone important.

Need it faster? Rush orders are possible, and they’ll cost a little extra. We won’t judge you for leaving it late — we’ve all been there — but we will charge you for it.

Every custom order starts with a quote. No exceptions. There are too many variables with quantity, design complexity, and garment type, to throw a number at you without knowing what we’re working with. Drop us a message and we’ll get back to you properly.

For artwork, we work from anything, really (we’re wizards), but SVG or PNG will gain you brownie points with the art-division. If your file isn’t print-ready, we can sort it out — just know that design work may affect your quote. The cleaner you come to us, the faster we can move.

One more thing:

Custom orders are non-refundable. We make your thing specifically for you, so once it’s in production, it’s yours. You also own the artwork, so we won’t reproduce that for anyone else, ever.

If something is genuinely defective, that’s a different conversation and we’ll handle it — but change-of-mind doesn’t apply here. Our standard Terms and Conditions apply to all custom orders.

So if you need something that says “we mean business” instead of just “FAFO”, we’re ready when you are.

Turns out the people who make HR nervous are perfectly capable of making something boardroom-appropriate. We’re not a one-trick pony — we’re just selective about when we show the other tricks.